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mehta

1.To be perfect in every sense of the word, often times just out of birthright of being born with such a flawless name.
2. To effortlessly do something with absolute perfection
I wish I was a mehta, that way I'd be perfect.
I just mehtaed the SATs while I was up late partying last night.
by mehta29 August 12, 2006
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Metaprocrastination

Superior procrastination wherein one creates activities for procratination and will then procrastinate on performing their pocrastination activities. It involves deliberate and active procrastination. Activities which are performed while procrastinating are not unrelate, but deliberate and concious acts of procrastination.
I didn't want to write my essay, so I procrastinated. I decided to clean instead of writing my paper, but I didn't have the right cleanser so I needed to go to the store. But it was raining, so I watched some TV while I waited for the rain to stop. Then I feel asleep and didn't finish my essay.

Dude, that was some serious metaprocrastination.
by Carolyn Wilson December 11, 2006
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metaphorically i'm a whore

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.
by d.e.a.t.h. December 14, 2016
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metaphorize

Verb. To make something into a metaphor in order to change something to make it more vague or poetry-like.
Dalia wrote a poem about her and her boyfriend, but she didn't want her English teacher to know what it was about. She metaphorized it into a poem about two hummingbirds.
by Tricia McMillan May 9, 2008
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Metapod

Metapod, a dud pokemon. This pokemon just sits there and all he can do is harden. This pokemon defies the laws of physics to stand up considering its crescent shape.
You have just caught a Metapod.
Metapod was tossed away. (Set "Free")
by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
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Metaphyst

The observation of both science and spiritualism. an agreement that the laws of physics enter the plane of the spiritual through the metaphysic realms. These realms can be scientifically observed, and monitored. This is an individual of this way of thought. Sometimes in old history refer to as "The Way" or "The Path". The realm of thought between fantasy and science, like the doctors of the middle ages. Looked upon as evil doers, as they stole bodies for dissection, which was only to better understand the science.
Johnathan observed the stars in both the physical sense, as well as the the events revealed through random astrologies, as he was a Metaphyst.

The Metaphyst drew a prescise image that would reveal passage of time and space, as perceieved from the mundane world. He was a man of religious conviction, as well as that of science.
by Nabolshia May 1, 2011
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Metaplay

In a RPG, metaplaying is the insertion of out-of-character knowledge into an in-character area. This is typically against a fully fledged RPGs rules and will eventually result in a ban.
Sarah reads that Tom's character (Bob) is involved in a top secret project for the government and doesn't say anything to anyone about it. Sarah engages her character (Kelly) with Bob. Kelly knows all about Bob's top secret project and his job details, despite Bob not having said anything to Kelly (in-character). Kelly metaplayed Bob.
by knieghtmare September 6, 2013
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