Mega Knight

Mega Knight is a card from clash royale, anyone who uses this shitbag is a fucking virgin and will have to adopt a child and say "Yeah i fucked this chick", when in reality it was a 700lb fat ass who hasn't left her bed for at least a year. He also would use Lumberloon. So he fucked his uncle and used that to say, i lost my virginity

Person 1: I use mega knight
Person 2: Fuck you i hope you end up in hell you finger yourself for life.
Person 1: I already do

by Big Black Monkey Balls July 27, 2022

Mega Pint

A Mega Pint is a pint larger than your average pint that would be served in a pub.

Johnny poured himself a Mega Pint after another day putting up with his bitch of a wife

by Justice for Johnny April 23, 2022

MEGA OOF

the biggest of the oofs, a MEGA OOF

You: oof i dropped my phone

Me: MEGA OOF
You: guess ill die

by I was only 9 when it happened. September 13, 2018

mega mind

greatest movie known to man kind. ages 10 and up

whoah mega mind was legit

by sallllly qqq. December 20, 2010

mega love

the best love to have, the kind of love when you know that person is the one you want to spend the rest of your life with and you would do anything for them but not because you are whipped just because you love to make them happy and see them smile

Brandon and Devin are in mega love...woo

by Socrates The Great January 3, 2009

mega faggot

A big wheel flying through the air, doing a back flip whilst soaring though the heavens majestically forward to the future of time.

AND HIS NAME IS- "Mega faggot" *insert 'The Time is Now' theme here*

by Stamrehn December 16, 2016

Mega Bitchwhore

Noun
Alike to the mgabitch, the Mega Bitchwhore is the epitome of the word "bitch," but this megabitch is a whore, or they are not. This is a gender neutral term.

Have you seen Dylan and Melanie? They are such Mega Bitchwhores, and they are perfect for eachother. They each can go fuck themselves.

Speaker 1: Man, I'm so fucking sick of having Kasey around. She is so fake.
Speaker 2: I know right, she is such a mega bitchwhore

by MrBlue Coyote January 9, 2020