to pull a maggie

To slide ones hand up another persons thigh, whispering "Sex Ed. in their ear.

To pull a Maggie: Oh shit, that girl just pulled a Maggie on me! Dude, She totally likes you

by Yoyopopper January 4, 2017

Buzz on Maggie

A short-lived 2000s Disney TV cartoon created by Dave Polsky, debuted on 2005. It features the Maggie Pesky character, who resembles a friendly fly guitarist and serves as a main protagonist of the show. Many episodes focus on Maggie's daily life.

It's so sad that it lasted only one season, leading to the cancellation of the show on 2006. It has yet to appear on Disney+.

Person 1: Remember Buzz on Maggie cartoon? I watched it as a kid
Person 2: Yes! I also remember it, one of the best childhood shows!
Person 1: Yay! You're right

by Ryan900USAYT November 22, 2022

Maggie (Margaret)

Although generally very caring and gentle, with a goofy side shown to those trusted that shines brighter than the sun, Maggie has a reserved side. Whether hidden by jokes and a pretty face or in plain sight, it can be very intense. She can be very tolerant, but if you get her angry or mess with her friends she can tear you to pieces with a single stare or a slap across the face. Hugs are abundant, and make sure you're genuine. Although complicated at first glance, if you get past it she is extremely passionate, especially if you get her "in the mood". If she seems distant, she's probably contemplating something extremely complex and interesting, in her own world, thinking of life between the sheets, or asking herself random questions. Be careful, because once you hurt her she will ache for a long time under the surface. If she has a crush on you, make sure to make your social media public so she can look at every post just like she wants, and don't be afraid to make a move, because she'll always be understanding and willing to scoop you up in an embrace. (From a Maggie!)

"Did you see Maggie (Margaret)? She yelled at him so loudly he left with his tail between his legs!"
"Did you hear about what she said to Maggie? She looks.... broken."
"Holy crap, she's been stalking him every minute of the day for a week!"

by oppressivewombat April 18, 2018

Lord Maggie

Lord maggie is a mythical creature living in the woods of Norway. He is half computer half man. He only feasts on virgin blood. Normally living in a basement near you attached to a computer. He only comes out once every 100 years to eat. Lord Maggie is love Lord Maggie is life.

Do not fear Lord Maggie is here

by lord maggie's big helper April 21, 2015

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

maggie bag

To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.

Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.

by HRH Satan November 28, 2009

Maggie (Margaret)

this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and compassionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it's unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she's very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind...

Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.

by hawke-attack December 15, 2011