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Merrimack, NH

A town of mostly middle to upper-class people trying to raise their families in a "safe, small town". Though the amount of minorities living in the town is probably under 10, most highschoolers (and some middle school students) are quite familiar with drugs and partying, simply because there is nothing else to do in the town.

Sure, it may be an hour from Boston and an hour away from the mountains, but that means everything is an hour away, so drinking and smoking a lot (and I mean a LOT) of marijuana are the only pastimes.

Parents may love this town, but kids can't wait to get out of this hell hole. The highschool is a drama filled whore fest, and, sadly, there are more white kids trying to be gangster than there are fat kids trying to eat cake.

Also, the football team has been total garbage in the recent years, winning perhaps 2 or 3 games per season though all the individual players are quite talented. Additionally, Merrimack gives the shocker more than the rest of the East Coast combined.
Hey are you from Merrimack, NH?

YO FUCK dat town man! I'mma move outta dis shit hole soon as my ass can! *throws up shocker*
by call me steve... November 21, 2011
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merriman

Generally nice and fun to be around, but could have a quick temper with some people. Most Merrimans are generally well endowed and hit it off great with the ladies.
Did you see that Merriman guy , he was the center of the party.
by Bill112233 April 8, 2021
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Merrimack

From past posting it is noticed spoiled, uninspired, trash mouth people with nothing positive to do with their lives, except to post negative things about their town like the urbandictionary.. so may they stand corrected.

Welcome to the Town of Merrimack, NH. Merrimack is a one hour commute from Boston, one hour from the seacoast, and one hour from the mountains, placing this thriving community of approximately 27,000 people right in the heart of it all. It is a town rich in history. For example, Matthew Thornton, one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence, called Merrimack home.

Merrimack is a sleep family town. ( Many people find that charming) We have 3 elementary schools, one new middle school, and one (old but functioning) high school.

The student diversity for Merrimack is not a broad as one may like to see. BUT we host students from around the world that add to our community and have many shades of all colors here... not in great numbers but that is just the way it is. There are many "wanna-be" gangsta students that have no outlet for their lives so they pretend... act like somthing they are not. We have jocks, preps, music peeps, and even our drop-outs and knocked up teens.
There are drug issues, fights, and cheating... just like every other school in America. There are also amazing students that have goals, futures that will take them anywhere the want to be. There are amazing teachers that care and go out of the way for students that want and need their attention... yes, not so great teachers too (like everywhere else). There are sports programs for all ages, movies, malls within 15 minutes from both the north and south.
Decent food, good entertainment for those that have goals and passions.

This is what is left of small town America... no busses, trains, cabs, or night clubs.... One grocery store that over charges and is not too nice to teen employees, 2 drug stores that are every where else in America. There is nothing special for teens, sadly budget cuts and high taxes prevent much of what could be. Our skate board park is open set times, days, and is seasonal... nothing special, but way better than nothing! People with goals and jobs seem to be very inspired and busy. No one forces people to just sit around and rot.

We are 45 minutes from the ocean, have our own town beaches and ponds, camps,..... 40 minutes from good boarding/skiing... and we do our best to be our best... JUST LIKE EVERYWHERE ELSE.
If you choose to fail in life you can here just as easliy and anywhere else in the world. BUT, if you choose to do good, be good, and try you too can become a success in Merrimack. We have students going to Harvard, Yale, Berkley, and the military... community colleges, and schools from all over the world! Small town N.H., and many, many of us like it just that way!
Merrimack, M*TOWN, south of Manchester, North of Nashua
Merrimack, M*TOWN, south of Manchester, North of Nashua
by sandi glover May 17, 2007
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The girl who I matched with on tinder, who seems like someone I would like to know better.
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Merim

Rare name, meaning "Fire" or "Rage"
The name is usually of Yugoslavian decent. It is the male version of the name "Merima" or "Meriam"
Merim plays soccer
Merim scored a three pointer
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Merrimack New Hampshire

A small town filled with fake gangster wanna b kids. They try to act it by brining airsoft guns to the local bowling alley and shooting them at 7th and 8th grade teens. This person who i am expressing this portion of my definition of merrimack. well if ur from here u kno him. he made his own "gang" witch he is 17 now. and all of his friends are 8th graders. when they get to the high school they will get their a$$'s kicked so bad. everyone knows them there only "friends" are all the other "white gangster kids" because noone likes them. I suggest you never come to this town. Expeccialy if your a colored person you would only have one other colored person in the town. or 12 kids tryin to act it.
"im gonna kill you wit ma gun! IM FROM MERRIMACK NEW HAMPSHIRE!!"
"....a airsoft gun......?"
by matt groger June 10, 2008
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Merrimack

Merrimack, NH is just Bedford, NH sans the money, plus a few hi-tech companies, plus a very conservative Catholic liberal arts college that no one except the people from right-wing magazines has heard of. Borders Bedford, Litchfield, Amherst, and Nashua. Has the highest number of conservative republicans per capita of everywhere in the state. Everyone in Merrimack thinks Nashua is the most dangerous place on earth. If you move to Merrimack you can expect your neighbors to be upper-middle class, conservative, racist towards hispanics, and white.
Henriette: Ughhhh I can't stand living in Bedford! It's soooo boring and everyone is right out of a 50's TV show.

Sophia: Just be glad you're not living in Merrimack.
by 603explorer June 18, 2011
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