Metaflake

Someone who is offended by someone who is offended by something irrelevant.

Me: Its a snowflakes that snowflaking over a snowflake makes you just as much of a snowflake.

Random dude: No bro, thats a Metaflake

by Brale August 2, 2022

Meatcraker

A woman that boasts about men she has slept with.

Mandy: " Yesterday I had a god inside me, he was huge!"

Sam: "Mandy you are such a meatcraker! Settle down!"

by My mighty man January 12, 2017

meatflaps

natalie’s pussy because she masterbates so god damn much because no one wants to fuck her

my friend says natalie has bad meatflaps

by thick penis in anis June 16, 2019

Meatflation

Slang term for a male erection, as first mentioned by John Oliver on his show, "Last Week Tonight".

ZAC: Damn, Cindy is looking fine today. She is definitely causing some meatflation in this classroom.

by Dr. Roboto July 31, 2022

meatshake

The male form of milkshake.

See "milkshake".

My meatshake brings all the chicks to the yard, and they're like, its better than yours....

by funkmiester May 15, 2004

MEATFLAKES

the little pieces of shit swirling around the bowl after flushing the toilet. small pieces of human waist that didn't flush down, and are floating around.

"who left the meatflakes in the toilet you sick fucks"?

by chino cochino August 28, 2006

meatfucker

Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.

Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.

Butcher: Would you like it greasing?

Yes please, it always helps.

by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005