Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

Matlocked

To use ones meatwand to remove the teeth of an unsavory member of society with a hammer like motion.

Corey notices another recruit in the squadbay whos teeth are missing. The all knowing guide informs him that the cause is simple...a recruit tied him down and "matlocked" him with his hoohoo.

by The Truth Does Hurt March 24, 2009

meatrocker

A hoe that rocks meat

Shut the fuck up you meatrocker

by dmonwy_123 October 15, 2017

The Meatlovers

Someone (or a group of people) who obsesses with the best quality in meat. Typically a person that doesn’t allow inferior meat on his/her plate. Someone who really pays attention to the best he/she can get online. An epicurean that knows where to find the finer things in life.

“Look at the meat on his plate, he probably got it at TheMeatlovers.nl”
- “Oh my, you’re right, that’s probably the juiciest meat I ever laid my eyes on! Definitely The Meatlovers."

by sclrts December 3, 2021

MEATLOVER NIPPLES

Worse then pepperoni nipples they resemble pepperoni, sausage AND canadian bacon!!!

Did you see Nick with his shirt off??? That motherfucker had meatlover nipples!!!!!!!!

by Nate T March 31, 2008

meatfucker

Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.

Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.

Butcher: Would you like it greasing?

Yes please, it always helps.

by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005