Punch Me I Bleed

Gay ass line from Spider-Man 2 that makes no God Damn sense

Peter: I’m not an empty seat anymore, Punch me I bleed
MJ:................

by Amp020115 March 20, 2019

Me-me-i-me-me

A Me-me-i-me-me is a person who types their own name into Urbandictionary.com in order to create a flattering definition of themselves.

Dale: Did you read the definition of Jen in Urbandictionary.com?
Mike: What a Me-me-i-me-me.
Dale: I know. Most Jens I've met were just easy to bang.

by Drumcomic June 7, 2018

revive me i got the Ray Gun

The expectancy of being revive ,because of the one wielding the ray gun has the power to destroy the world

Sean screamed, "Revive me I got the Ray Gun!" because of him dying from one crawler.

by Jellyahn Toast July 15, 2017

Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.

IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!

by potheadclauds January 5, 2012

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-

by Killua sussy baka69,420 UGH February 14, 2022

help me I am stuck in the coal mines

A common saying among Victorian children.

"help me I am stuck in the coal mines, Jake."

by chesket October 7, 2022

help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions

i was kidnapped and i was supposed to constantly make urban dictionary definitions, please if you know someone named abigail florester, please tell her i love her and that i am going to escape this place

me: my phone number is

me: I AM FINE, AND THE MESSAGE "help me i am trapped making urban dictionary definitions" ARE FALSE DO NOT WORRY HE IS DEFINITELY NOT DEAD I MEAN I AM NOT DEAD

by VincentGo! November 27, 2022