McDingus

A dingus that commonly attends Mcdonalds.

"That guy over there is such a mcdingus!"
"I know right! He's gone to Mcdonalds everyday this week!"

by Masterdingus November 16, 2016

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

soul-mating

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.

Do you want to go soul-mating?!

by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

McThingy

Of or pertaining to an Irish man's abnormally small penis. Usually a Leprechauns

Hey Steve doesn't that guy in the green have a McThingy?

LET THE WIND BLOW THROUGH MY MCTHINGY!!!

by OG x Commando October 20, 2010

Miting

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

McFinger

To give a girl a good ol' finger at McDonald's. This can be in the dining area, bathroom or crew area. A McFinger can be performed at any time, as long as you are in the restaurant.

Person 1: Hey Dave, I heard you gave that girl a McFinger, did you end up having sex?

Dave: No way, I would never let a girl touch my willy.

by 4nthrax October 23, 2014

Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

by mrciarano December 4, 2013