McConnell

A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.

The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.

by IntlManoMystery August 9, 2018

McConnellret

Every Batman needs a Robin. McCool is the Robin of Batman. Without him, Asmongold's stream would be dead. He's a favorite of the community, a staple of our auditory diets, and owner of one of the best music clubhouses on Twitch.

McConnellret is McCool.

by Frijid November 28, 2018

Load of McConnell

A slurry of spit, piss, and semen smeared all over a person’s face to shame and degrade them.

Wow she had a full Load of McConnell all over her face.

by Snagglewaggles January 13, 2021

McConnell

A nicer way of saying "Retarded" or "Retard". Being in a PC Culture in today's world, it is better to say McConnell instead of Retard.

"Bro is that guy retarded?" "Hey you can't say retarded that's offensive, just say McConnell." "Ah Understandable have a good day."

by Tr@shton June 4, 2018

mcconnelling

Mcconnelling was invented by John Stewart on the Daily show. It is a meme, and what you do is take the campaign ad for Mcconnell and you add music to it, then add the hash tag #mcconnelling to it. The ad works with basically any song you put to it, which is the cause of the trend.

*Turns on Mcconnelling video* *Raining men plays in the background*

by LexiGurl April 21, 2014

McConnellganda

Senator Mitch McConnell propaganda.

Senator Mitch McConnell was spewing more of his McConnellganda on the Senate floor yesterday.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008

McConnell Mask

Slang for the oddly expressionless, glassy-eyed and wax-like visage of Mitch McConnell.

Oh yeah, Mitch feels passionately about King Trump remaining on the throne - but the McConnell Mask is always in place.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 14, 2019