Ronald McDonald 

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.

Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.

Ronald McDonald by Andrew B July 27, 2006

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW? 

No- but good use of division, teach.

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW?

No. Teach, plS STOP

Does McDonalds Sell Cheeseburgers raW? by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld October 7, 2021

McDonalds symptoms 

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression

McDonalds symptoms by brendan September 9, 2004

1996 McDonalds Hamburger

A 1996 McDonalds burger was photographed after 12 years. The blogger shared the image ( the burger looked exactly like it did the day she bought it ) The post went absolutely viral.

1996 McDonalds Hamburger = Viral Post

1996 McDonalds Hamburger by 1996 McDonalds Hamburger December 3, 2011

Ronald McDonald 

The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald by the truth January 18, 2005

McDonalds 

The 1# scapegoat to America's obesity problem.

Guy 1# : I know why I'm fat, man.
Guy 2# : Oh yea, why?
Guy 1# : Because of that shitty McDonalds.
Guy 2# : Actually, you're fat because you have no self control, nor common sense. Did you really think that eating two Big Mac's each day for five years wouldn't affect your weight? They're greasy and salty. Have some common sense, you fat whiny asshole.

McDonalds by GimmiK April 9, 2006

McDonald's shot 

verb: taking an empty McDonald's ketchup cup and filling it with your choice of drink and chugging it down.

Mark partied at his local McDonald's with a Big Mac and McDonald's shots.

McDonald's shot by psychoace66 November 2, 2010