bert mccracken 

HOTT in a crack addict kinda way.

bert mccracken is hot.

bert mccracken by Angela February 10, 2005

Bert McCracken 

walking perfection

Bert McCracken is beautiful.

Bert McCracken by Ashton November 17, 2003

Bert McCracken 

from what i have seen of him he looks like a realy cool guy and fucking his leg whats with you peeps and your dirty minds

i cant waight till the next show!!!

Bert McCracken by EmmaG December 1, 2003

Bert McCracken 

the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot

i love bert.... hes so fucking hot

Bert McCracken by rachael November 23, 2003

bert mccracken 

The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!

I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL

bert mccracken by JoeMomma September 15, 2003

McCrack 

When you have drank yourself to the point were you forget your own name.

So wats your name?
uhhhhhhh... Mcrea, McCrad, McCrack

McCrack by mcadam November 14, 2011

bert mccracken 

hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS

bert: very hot guy!

bert mccracken by Todd October 8, 2003