Micock

A very small penis; tiny dick; faggot.

MicockmiH- CoKK- Gabriel has a micock; Jeffrey is being a micock; you are being a micock; you have a micock

by Jonny DD licka March 18, 2011

McCockeyed

The look you give a big mac after losing your fleshlight

I went to mcdonalds at 2 AM but had to leave because the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and wouldn't take my order

by jjlaupixie August 22, 2021

McCok'in-block

To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons

I cant believe McCain is trying to McCok'in-block this debate. He thinks his opinion is important enough to change the future of our economy.

by DREWB0B January 13, 2009

McConkles

Referred to as an inappropriate cunt without friend

You're such a McConkles

by xPhil32x August 7, 2016

The McConkey Special

The act of puking, shitting, and ejaculating, all within one night.

“Hey, did you have a good night last night?”

“It was the best, I did The McConkey Special!”

by Various meats January 27, 2019

McCorkle

(1- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's index and middle finger into a person's anus and then rubbing those fingers across the same person's chin, forming a goatee. Almost exclusively follows immediately after the Dirty Sanchez---creating a moustache by similar means with the index finger.

(2- verb, noun) the act of inserting one's fist into a person's anus and then rubbing the same hand from the forehead to the chin of the same person. Also referred to as "Clarking."

(1- verb) We were doing it doggie style when I decided to give her the shocker. When I finished up, I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and then McCorkled her.

(1- noun) The McCorkle is Boner's signature move.

(2- verb) After he McCorkled her, she didn't shit right for a week.

(2- noun) The McCorkle is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard of.

by Zaphoid January 9, 2006

macock

word for my cock

hay sally want to see macock

by blumpkin trumpkin April 13, 2009