marted 

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

Martha 

An amazing, funny, smart, beautiful girl who is not afraid to voice her opinion. She’s weird and wonderful and anyone with a Martha in their life is blessed.

Guy: “ Hey whose that pretty girl?”

Guy 2: “ She’s Martha and she’s WAY out of your league”

Martha by Meee 💖😇 October 23, 2019

K-Mart 

Wal*Mart's wordbitch/word

K-Mart by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

Martha Stewart by AYB June 5, 2003

Marta 

She's the most sweetest of friends, really adorable and caring to everyone. She's the shipper, {you cannot ship the shipper unless the shipper ships herself}. She can sometimes become a badass and is sometimes quick-tempered, proteccs all the pure people in the world and screenshots the hell out of you in voice chats.

Kelsy: OMG that girl is so sweet and adorable, but also a badass
Tans: That's Marta!

Marta by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018

marten 

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006

Wal-Mart Whore 

A "Wal-Mart whore" is yet another cultural reference to a cheap whore. The reference is to Wal-Mart's slogan, "Lower prices, every day"

Coleman's mom is a Wal-Mart Whore!

Wal-Mart Whore by JoeD December 14, 2004