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mayonescent

A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.
by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007
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mayoket

bread with a beef with ketchup on the bottom and mayonaisee on the top and lettuce in the top of the mayonaise and more lettuce in the bottom of the ketchup
Example:
Waiter 1: Hello What's Your Order
Customer 1: My Order Is Mayoket
Waiter 1: OK, Coming right up
by The Reality of smg4 March 9, 2019
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Mayoreo

Something that should’ve never existed
Person 1: Did you hear about the new mayoreo?
Person 2: Excuse me what?
Person 1: Yeah it’s really weird
Person 2: Oreos and mayonnaise should never get mixed together
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mayoree

mayoree, my love😍
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Mayode

Mayode is an amazing girl with outstanding personalities. Boys fall for her a lot. She's an amazing girlfriend. And a good kisser😉.

She's pretty, cute and super photogenic😁😁. She loves taking pictures and admiring herself.

Though she has her flaws, she's one of the best friends you could ask for😉. She could be temperamental and throw tantrums and say things out of anger at times but she can be really nice when she wants to be. She's a great friend and she always knows the right thing to say when you need a word of encouragement. She's the go-to friend when you are down. She gives the best advice you could ask for in times of need. She's an amazing dancer and her voice is simply heavenly. If you have her in your life, never let her go cus she's one of a kind.
Mayode is an angel, she's been such a good friend to me😙
by thatgirlmaddie December 27, 2021
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Mayode

Mayode is an outstanding girl. She is pretty and wouldn't waste a moment to show the world that she is as she's super photogenic😍.
Boys fall for her a lot as she has so many appealing attributes😁. She's a great girlfriend. And an amazing kisser😎.
Though she could be temperamental and throw tantrums and say hurtful things at times😧, she could be extremely nice when she wants to be. She is the one to go to for a word of encouragement. She's the go-to friend when you're down. She gives the best advice on anything at all.

She's one of the best friends you could ever ask for. She is one of a kind, so if u have her in your life, never let go.
Is that Mayode?
Yh, she's the best🤤😝
by thatgirlmaddie December 27, 2021
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Mayoween

The 31st of May. When Canadians scare the rest of the world by bathing in mayonnaise. Traditions involve Canadian yelling, Canadian crying and lots and lots of mayo. Happy Mayoween.
Happy Mayoween!
by FarmhoJoe May 31, 2024
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