Maybach Music

Prostitute: "for $100 an hour you can put your dick in my Maybach Music"

Trick: "hoe here is your $100, now give me some Maybach Music"

by Canelo Alvarez November 9, 2012

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Maybach

Contrary to the uncultured pronunciation ("may-back") laid forth by such rappers as Jay-Z and Rick Ross (cf. "Maybach Music" produced by J.U.S.T.I.C.E. League for commercial distribution under the album Trilla (2008)) and thus propagated among the general populace, is actually pronounced "my-bock."

Uneducated individual listening to Rick Ross: Realist shit I ever wrote, chillin' in my Maybach. Damn that Rick Ross be speedin'!
Average individual who has actually read a car magazine: For your information, it's actually pronounced "my-bock." Do yourself a favor and walk into the Rusnak dealership in Pasadena (on Colorado Blvd) and see how far you get with that horrendous attempt at pronunciation.

Rick Ross: Yo son, I'm the Boss, speedin' in the fast lane in my Maybach.
Me: Ok...I'm pretty sure my CL65 AMG is much more navigable on the fast lane and would be more conducive to "speedin'." By the way, I just watched "ThisIs50" and I see your Maybach is leased. Word of advice, a smart and financially secure individual actually buys his car, as opposed to putting $20,000 down and paying about $4000 a month for 3-5 years and getting nothing at the end.

by cultureyourself March 20, 2009

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Maybach

She's the type of girl everyone runs to, they like her company and hospitality. Maybach likes them too but she needs her own space to do the things she plans to do before she gets out of bed. Her friends and relatives have taken over her house, they eat her food, steal her phone charger, couch surf and drink her protein even though they don't work out. She's tried kicking them out but they think she's joking. She's even tried to hide her avocado but they manage to find them. Maybach is kind, generous and loving but there are times when she hates being all those things, but I guess she's lucky to be surrounded by loving people who will always be there for her if she needs them. Maybach loves stone fruits and macha lattes. She likes to go to gym and get s good workout around dusk because it helps her get a good night sleep. She's very confident in her abilities and achieving her goals but can sometimes struggle with body image, it depends on her mood. Maybach is a lover of things and fine men and if you ever get a chance to be loved by her, embrace it because it's a once in a life time experience.

Maybach is really particular about dining out, you'll hardly ever see her eating out. She's more content eating a home made meal.

by Are you hangry? April 22, 2018

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