A daytime talk show in which individuals, couples and families air their personal problems to a national audience in a typically entertaining fashion. Various topics and issues explored include paternity testing, cheating spouses and lovers, and out of control children.
On a typical paternity episode:
'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"
There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
On a typical paternity episode:
'Maury, I ain't 100, I a 1000 percent sure he my baby daddy!'
'Do you think he looks like your son?'
'Sure, look at the lips, look at the nose, he's her daddy!'
'Let's bring out Sharnel!'
(Boooo)
"She a ho, she a ho, I ain't Laronda's baby daddy, she a ho!"
There is very little deviation in the dialogue from episode to episode.
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A very good friend, not a backstabber. Is usually nice but can argue when needed. Sometimes can be a bitch. Unique and loved by many. She is a great girlfriend with long term relationships. Martyna has a great body gorgeous eyes and amazing hair typically brown. Will abuse people she loves to show love and effection.
Oh dude look it’s martyna let’s go over to her
Oh there’s martyna she almost pushed me down the stairs the other day
Oh there’s martyna she almost pushed me down the stairs the other day
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In an orgy of martyrbation, the fundamentalists complained that they were being persecuted for not being allowed to use tax dollars to promote their brand of religion.
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A person whom has appeared on the Maury Povich Show to recieve paternity test results for themselves.
This term can be used as an insult to describe someone who is loud, irresponsible, sexually indescriminate slutmanwhore stupid or uneducated.
A person whom has appeared on the Maury Povich Show to recieve paternity test results for themselves.
This term can be used as an insult to describe someone who is loud, irresponsible, sexually indescriminate slutmanwhore stupid or uneducated.
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Get the Maurytard mug.A Mauryn, sometimes referred to as a Lauren when ordering food or performing similar activities, is widely considered to be a truly outstanding individual. This person will undoubtedly and without fail exceed your expectations of support and kindness. She will see herself as flawed and imperfect, taken to be true by some, but will be revered for years to come. However, be wary of the angry Mauryn, for there is no cure for such a cold shoulder. If you encounter a Mauryn, approach with caution, preferably with some sort of treat.
I have a Mauryn for a friend. I made her angry once; I have the scar to prove it! Other than that, she's great!
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