by the_unknown December 4, 2012
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by choosehappy November 21, 2010
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To be firmly committed to a decision, preference, opinion, affiliation, etc. This phrase is actually most commonly used in the negative to imply one's flexibility on a subject or lack of staunchness for a particular decision.
dude 1: "Anyone have a preference were we go for dinner?"
dude 2: "Let's go to Wendy's. Not that I'm married to the idea, but a frosty sounds real good right now."
dude 1: "Wendy's it is!"
dude 2: "Let's go to Wendy's. Not that I'm married to the idea, but a frosty sounds real good right now."
dude 1: "Wendy's it is!"
by joelh April 29, 2008
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Back in the day this would have been used of marrying someone higher up in society, but nowadays it's just generally when someone is punching above their weight in the romance department. If you use it about yourself it's a compliment. If someone else uses it about you, they basically think you're ugly.
Back in the day this would have been used of marrying someone higher up in society, but nowadays it's just generally when someone is punching above their weight in the romance department. If you use it about yourself it's a compliment. If someone else uses it about you, they basically think you're ugly.
"Did your wife make you those sandwiches? They look amazing."
"I know! I married up."
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"Buck-toothed Jimmy just got married! Check out the wedding shots!"
"She is hot. That guy seriously married up!"
"I know! I married up."
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"Buck-toothed Jimmy just got married! Check out the wedding shots!"
"She is hot. That guy seriously married up!"
by 90bn October 26, 2009
Get the married up mug.A married woman who does all the childrearing, chores, providing for the family while her husband does not raise a finger to help. A term coined by youtuber Cynthia G
“She does all the house chores, takes care of the children, cooking while working a full time job. Her husband doesn’t help. She’s a married single mother.”
by LadyDivest May 1, 2023
Get the Married single mother mug.divorced guy: my wife divorced me
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married
divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce
other guy: you should’ve never gotten married
divorved guy: oh yeah ig being married does cause divorce
by bbc lover69420 August 12, 2021
Get the being married mug.The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.
"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.
by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006
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