Matty H

As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".

Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H

Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload

by morgjones13 October 23, 2014

matty bumble

A hot AF DILF with a super twisted and sick sense of humor. Tells the best jokes, although often times inappropriate.
A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.

Matty Bumble is the funniest mofo.

Everyone wants to be a Matty Bumble.

by Cougs75 June 29, 2018

Mattisyn

Mattisyn is a very popular girl who is loyal, sweet, trustworthy,beautiful, and smart. She likes a couple of boys, but that is it. Mattisyn has hazel or blue eyes and dirty dish blonde hair. People usually come and talk to her about their problems, and she would never tell a soul.

I love talking to Mattisyn.
Mattisyn is so sweet!

by HI SISTERS (<3 James Charles) November 23, 2018

matts manjunk

large package of genetalia associated with males named Matt...Everyone knows at least one Matt who sports a large monolithic package beneath the trowsers

I cant seem to keep a girl happy .... if i only had matts manjunk i'd be litterally batting a thousand.

by ronski July 5, 2010

Mattish

Slightly awkward. Slightly out of place. Odd.

That guy dances a little mattish doesn't he?

by DJTripleX October 26, 2010

Gay Ass Matty

A homosexual Alaskan transplant who's not into gay dudes, he prefers turning straight dudes out. He is quirky and sings show tunes. Dreams of being in a Broadway gangbang. Has dog name Furggot. He is delicious, beautiful, kind hearted, a great friend and fabulous dancer. Lives in van called the Vanderbilt Estates and he never leaves his van without an elegant scarf.

Where the fuck is Gay ass Matty?

by MindonDrugs April 24, 2019

Mattson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattson!

by Kilodoublemike October 10, 2013