Mattchann

1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.

2. A belief of being sexy.

3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.

1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.

2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?

3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!

by megahax1337 June 22, 2011

mattcass99

sex.

niggeh sure is a mattcass99

by 682kjd234 November 7, 2013

MattChaos14

A guy that will always be leaded towards guys and that likes it in the butt real hard. basically a normal guy that is just... insanely gay beyond anyones believes. Maybe he should get off of his lazy ass and start fuckin his girlfriend! Another douche bag who thinks he is cool and thinks he is always right. A hopeless fagget who gets a girl by almost bribing her ass before she leaves him! poor old dumb-ass... nothing more to say.

Hey dude... stop being a MattChaos14

Ya what he said!... grow yourself a dick and acomplish something in your life!

by Getsome69 June 9, 2010

Mattycakes

A cute petname that simply rolls off the tongue. It's origin comes from the child game "Patty Cakes."

My boyfriend? Oh, I call him Mattycakes. I love him!

by StarSamantha December 8, 2011

mattchew

mattchew is the irish form of matthwew

"mattchew can't say matthew"

by -elle October 5, 2007

mattchoo

A sneeze that makes you fart and pee a little... Very inconvienient.

When Ben had a mattchoo, you can see the result from his pantleg.

"I just mattchooed, now I need to change my undies, AGAIN."

by MattchooBaby February 10, 2010

mattschroeder

a hoss from chesterfield

see that faggot jacked up on steroids, he's such a mattschroeder.

by jsdhlkj March 10, 2008