Matrixism

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.

by CaTina November 19, 2007

Porn Matrix

Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites.

Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.

by Spike May 13, 2005

Marim

A sweet loving and caring girl who puts others needs before her own she’s trustworthy loyal and extremely sensitive. Marim is good at everything and is very asthetically pleasing to look at. She’s helpful and very intelligent and a good role model to everyone. Some may even call her a teachers pet. She’s also hilarious but knows how far to take jokes

‘You’re like the kindest person ever’
You’re like marim

by Kingkillerrrrr November 14, 2018

In the Matrix

In reference to being beyond backed-out, in which a person is so drunk, their body may be walking around but their mind is somewhere else aka in the matrix

Yea John is in the Matrix, he just downed 12 shots of Jameson!

by PatrickBateman87 June 23, 2010

Matriculate

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.

by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016

matridism

n. a "your mom" joke, or its equivalent

(Latin mātri-, from mātr-, mother, and dis, from disparage or disrespect)

'Your mom's so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store is one of many matridisms.

by Danica Humphries January 11, 2009

matrick

the ship name of maggie and patrick is simply "MATRICK" if your name is maggie and you know someone named patrick (or vice versa) u NEED to get together. You also need friends to support you guys.

Evan: Matrick is sooo meant to be

Patrick: I know right I love maggie so matrick just makes sense!

MATRICK 4 life

by jenniferhudson 4 realz December 16, 2017