Mathole

(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.

Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.

Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.

Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."

by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009

Mathore

To commit suicide via a long vertical leap.

Did you see our tank during Titan's heart phase? He totally pulled a Mathore.

by Marandu Frendir January 2, 2014

Mathurbate

To do home work and masturbate at the same time.

Aliza wants to mathurbate tonight, but I do not.

by El tornado July 19, 2016

Mathurbation

The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.

Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation

by beingmathur March 11, 2017

mathura-jeffree

doing a ' mathura-jeffree' known in New Zealand for someone who is the 'star' of a show or stands out from the crowd with effortless ease. Refers to the New Zealand model, actor and television presenter Colin Mathura-Jeffree.

we were all on television, smiling and answering questions and he just stood there, all eyes focused on him, doing a right Mathura-Jeffree grabbing all the attention with his clothes and hair!

by Joannalexus December 25, 2009

Mahou Sentai Magiranger

The 29th installment of the Japanese tokusatsu program, Super Sentai. The main themes of this series include magic, courage, and the bond between family members. It revolves around the Ozu family, who use magic given to them by the Heavenly Saints in Magitopia to defeat the evil Infershia and the villanous Wolzard, the Madou Knight who appeared to kill their mother.

Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magiiro!
Chou Mahou Henshin! Maagi Magi Magi Magiiro!
Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Goludiiro!
Chou Tenkuu Henshin! Goolu Golu Golu Goludiiro!
Our overflowing courage changes into magic! Mahou Sentai Magiranger!

by Thrashmeister August 20, 2006

Mathological

Pertaining to anything mathmatical or some idea involving mathmatics

When talking about the sales projections, Amy referred to the figures as a "mathological projections."

by Eine Stein November 16, 2009