Matcha Jerk: A sexual act involving manual stimulation of a penis while sprinkling matcha powder onto it. The motion and friction turn the powder into a paste, which is then used to prepare matcha tea and consumed by the person performing the act.
"I gave my man a matcha jerk yesterday and it tasted great!
"I heard she is the best at giving matcha jerks"
"I heard she is the best at giving matcha jerks"
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The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
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If you meet someone named Marcha, she's probably a quiet/shy person but when you get to know her more she's actually fun to hang out with. Marcha's are kind,creative, funny and smart even if it doesn't seem like it. She is also childish but is serious most of the time. she can be mysterious and scary but dont mind that Marcha is very kind. For Marcha is making friends really hard, so if you are friends with Marcha you're very lucky. She is loyal and would anything to make you happy and also everything to protect you. ONLY IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO HER! Marcha is not a very social person and hates most people. Overall Marcha is cool keep her as your friend :)
If you meet someone named Marcha, she's probably a quiet/shy person but when you get to know her more she's actually fun to hang out with. Marcha's are kind,creative, funny and smart even if it doesn't seem like it. She is also childish but is serious most of the time. she can be mysterious and scary but dont mind that Marcha is very kind. For Marcha is making friends really hard, so if you are friends with Marcha you're very lucky. She is loyal and would anything to make you happy and also everything to protect you. ONLY IF YOU ARE CLOSE TO HER! Marcha is not a very social person and hates most people. Overall Marcha is cool keep her as your friend :)
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