maury

A talk show, hosted by Maury Povich, which usually focuses on fat woman who cheated on their lovers with their own brothers, and they're not sure if their babies are theirs.

"Robert, you are NOT the father"
-Maury

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

The Maury

The Maury - The act of 50+ men ejaculating into a container such as a bucket, to have a woman stir it using her hands and then precede to masturbate using said hand until conception is achieved. Ten months later all members of the activity are to appear on "The Maury Show" to figure out who is the dad (looser), and who has to pay child support. A.K.A. "Russian Roulette - Family version"

Jim got drunk last night and did The Maury with his sister, wish him luck.

by Dr.Frev October 20, 2010

maury

A show that shows on Channel 11 from 9:00 to 11:00. This show is mostly about people trying to find they're baby's daddy. Most of the time, these are Black people or very obese white people. If they aren't busy harrasing people about their whoreness and taking lie detector tests, they:
-Dress men and women in lingerie and make the audience guess if they're men or women.
-Take a look at out of control teenager whores and send them to jail for a day where they break down and cry liek some pansy bitches.
-Make people confess secrets to their famiy members (i.e.: I burned down your house when I was 5 years old,I had sex with your boyfriend and I think (insert baby's name here) may be his,I am a prostitute and I am 10 weeks pregnant.).

It's a pretty enjoyable show.

Shaquaidah: Hey Misha, you ain't got no school today, whatchu gonna do?
Misha: I mite watch Maury and then go out and get some Chinese Food.

by Brooklyn We Go Hard We GO HArd February 18, 2009

maury

a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.

Maury is my new favorite show.

by fat bastard June 17, 2005

Ava Majury

Tiktok star and most perfect woman on earth.

"They said perfection didn't exist, then Ava Majury appeared on my fyp"

by Wombleite March 18, 2022

Maurya

A south asian last name with powerful origins. Someone named maurya is liked by all and is very friendly. They usually have a lot of friends and are quite outgoing.

Person 1: Hey is who is that guy?
Person 2: He's a maurya!
Person 1: Oh, he seems really fun and nice!
Person 2: I know right! He's everyone's favorite!

by vmal098 May 8, 2020

Maury

a tv show (regular:17 cable:04) that constantly features women trying to prove that the man they slept with is the father. This is usually the main layout of a typical
episode

1. Woman says i know -insert name- is the father. I'm -insert outrageous percentage here- sure he's the father
2.The man typically says i am not the father. And starts calling the woman b--ch and s-ut.
3.Woman takes the stage once again, usually commenting that he has a tiny penis like the baby
4.paternity test results are revealed, guy is probably the father.

See, i've always wondered. you know in summer the ice cream truck is always on the street. if they handed out free condoms, the Maury would fall apart.

by Do you really know what gay means? June 18, 2008