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Masturbsleep

A case in which one starts masturbating, but then comes upon the realization that they are way too damn tired to continue masturbating to the point of orgasm; They typically weigh both sides of going to sleep or attempting to continue, and decide to fall asleep halfway through their session.
"I was really horny last night, but unfortunately I ended up masturbsleeping. The bright side, however: I was low on tissue!"
by wayofallflesh April 25, 2009
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masturbedding

To rub your dick on a bed or other soft surface to give yourself an orgasm. Similar to masturbating
Chris is so sick, he was masturbedding last night at the sleepover
by slimjoe321 May 5, 2009
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Masturbweight

Also known as the Shakeweight, which helps one build muscles by shaking the dumbell-shaped device. Masturbweight helps one develop the muscles needed for masturbation of one's self or another.
Dude, I just bought the Masturbweight, so in just six minutes a day, I'll be increasing my ability for self-pleasure ten-fold.
by M&Jsandwich March 18, 2011
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Masturbelia

A cross of the words Masturbation and Memorabilia. Masturbelia can be anything, but usually is a personal object stolen from another person. The object is then used to masturbate while he or she fantasize about the person the item belongs to or reminds them of.
Dude! I totally stole a pair of Amy's panties to use as masturbelia. That chick is totally hot, and I would sell my soul to get a piece of that. The panties will have to do for now though.
by Madmoose May 15, 2011
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Masturage

The frustration you feel after being walked in on mid jerk.
My mom doesn't know how to knock! I'm gonna have a Masturage.
by Trisha's da bomb May 5, 2015
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masturbreak

when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.
tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak
by diiiirtyc December 20, 2008
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masturape

A combination of the words masturbate and rape.

The action of masturbating, while thinking of a person, therefore masturaping them.
Brad masturapes myspace girls every night.
by flipz October 5, 2005
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