Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.

"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

Masturbatathon

When a group of people go hours on end masturbating.

The annual Masturbatathon is a charity event.

by masturbatathoneer! August 10, 2012

masturboard

the act of masturbating on a keyboard and leaving the remnants dry.

I just totally masturboarded on that dudes keybaord.

by Zeinzu July 31, 2009

masturbbatical

n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.

Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.

My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.

This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.

I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.

My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.

by Off For A Pint May 19, 2014

Masturbação

ato de masturbar

esta noite a minha masturbação durou 5 min

by drat5 April 10, 2015

masturbollywood

Someone who just sits at home all day watching bollywood movies and jacking off.

Swyam: "Damn Nigga, Samarth is the biggest masturbollywood I know. "

Kevin: "Yea, he's so fucking lazy."

by D1ks4u October 23, 2015

masturbbatical

A break from masturbation for an extended period of time

Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!

by mhmuss February 9, 2014