mastodondong

You are hung like a dinosaur with big rock hard balls.

your sac is so huge that each nut is the size of your head.

by Davitz' Odakuhnitz' April 26, 2003

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Mastadonic

Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.

That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

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mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!

by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011

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mastoconcupissant

One who admires female breasts.

While she was a beautiful woman, Bob was such a mastoconcupissant he could not stop staring at her chest.

by rebelyid April 7, 2008

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Mastidonalation

Is a partially involuntary action by a human when the neck and head is in an unsupported position and the individual is falling asleep. The action happens when the neck of a person relaxes and allows the head to drift to a position mostly determined by gravity and then suddenly repositioned to a somewhat supported or upright position by a semi-wakened mind. The action is repeated over and over until the person is either wakened or falls totally asleep.

Mastidonalation is when my wife is sitting in a chair and watching her late night movie. She struggles to stay awake but here head keeps bobbing up and down while she drifts in and out of an unconscious sleep state and a semi conscious sleeping state.

by QBall6931 December 24, 2013

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