Adverb : a state of loneliness so consistent that masterbation is as common or more common then the act of taking a breath.
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when you softly caress your boner when thinking of or in front of a girl/boy (you fucking gays)until you proceed to "shoot the load"
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Get the ferociously masterbating mug.When you touch your own dick male to arouse yourself and jack off harddd ;))
When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))
When you finger your own pussy female to jack off hardd ;)))
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Get the Masterbaiting mug.When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.
Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."
by yeah April 13, 2003
Get the verbally masterbating mug.A term a pedo uses when hunting under age women. Aka Jail Baiting. These people usually troll on chat-avenue hoping one crosses their path. They also drive big white vans with tinted windows around schools.
1: I went to masterbait at the mall today but the security guards caught me and kicked me out.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.
2: I caught my Grandpa masterbaiting and masturbating at the same time, so I reported him to Adult Protective Services.
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