masturbogamous

Being completely faithful to one's masturbation, not by choice, but by circumstance. Used in place of "celibate" for douchebags who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can't.

"I've been trying to have sex for months now, but I'm strictly masturbogamous."

by RockAndROFL January 26, 2013

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Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

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Masteroogwayed

Getting masteroogwayed means that you got cancelled for something you said which you honestly regret saying later

John: Hey did you hear that The Mannii show got masteroogwayed?
Jamal: Really?

by SalamiKing341 August 3, 2024

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Also known as Kim..
Masterbootyjiggler had his name since he was in the law of talos fandom
Currently hes a huge yu-gi-oh! nerd and wont FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Corny fuckung fag
All jokes all jokeys ok

"We love masterbootyjiggler!"
"im ready to get masterbootyjiggler in a car just so i can crash it when his legs r on the dashboard."

by Alliwantforchristmas November 28, 2023

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masteroogwgay

A shitty youtuber who used to make actual original content before switching to lazy and repetitive shorts. His newer videos consists of the same thing over and over again with little to no creativity put in.

masteroogwgay is idolized by self-proclaimed 9-year-old “sigmas”

by bamfwag December 2, 2023

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Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024

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