Montebello Masher

This regional favorite consists of three parts. It requires a person to defecate on another person's face (preferably a hard stool). The person then urinates on the feces and face. The last step necessary to complete this fetish favorite is key. This is where the name of the move is derived. The person then sits on the other person's face subsequently "mashing" the urine and feces into them.
Sorry, toilet is broken. Ever heard of the Montebello Masher?
by Autistic Pornstar February 05, 2010
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Middletown Masher

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)
Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.
by BJ76 September 09, 2005
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Button masher

Your little brother who doesn't know how to play so he mashes buttons.
by Viruss_-_ January 23, 2015
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muffin masher

In this context Muffin means Pussy or Vagina. The Masher is another female who rubs their Pussy " muffin" against the afore mentioned Muffin, for sexual purposes. In most cases a Muffin Masher is a bull dike but in some cases it could be just a one time experimentation thing for a female.
1. Holy shit Jill turned to Muffin Mashing!
2. Jill say's " I've always wanted to try Muffin Mashing."
by The Blade June 17, 2005
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Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.
Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.
by Sister Chuck May 31, 2011
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Mundelein Masher

When a guy puts calamari rings on his thing and proceeds in moist coitus with his lady friend.
Yeah, Tyrone gave me the Mundelein Masher last night and I was all about it!
by moremonstermash April 21, 2016
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