This is the king of all douche bags. A perfect waste of space and human life. They can often be seen driving a Honda Civic(Toyota Corolla, Tercel, etc.) with an annoyingly loud muffler on the back. This person usually will talk a lot of shit, be very skinny, white (whilst wishing he were black or Latino), wear very baggy clothing, and try to talk like a gangster. This term can be used universally by all to example anyone who exhibits douche-like qualities.
Nick Carter's little brother should be named Douchey McDouchester as he exhibits all of the qualities listed above. This is also a derivation of Douchey McDouchems.
by C. Dub November 7, 2006
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OMG she has a mastuche, that is sick, dude.
Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.
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Wow, Im growing a mastuche, I'll never have a date again.
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by Logan TIncher January 28, 2005
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comes from madusa, super greek bitch with snake hair, its when a girl is being a super bitch or whore, or both.
by THE GHETTO JEW May 6, 2009
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Guy 1:
Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.
Guy 2:
Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.
Guy 2:
Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
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It is believed that an individual is given special "douche powers" when wearing a musdouche, which make them intolerable to anyone other than legitimate douchebags and fellow musdouche wearers. Once the musdouche is removed, the individual in question typically returns to their normal state.
It is believed that an individual is given special "douche powers" when wearing a musdouche, which make them intolerable to anyone other than legitimate douchebags and fellow musdouche wearers. Once the musdouche is removed, the individual in question typically returns to their normal state.
Girl one: "Oh good grief. That guy with the musdouche hasn't shut up since he got to the party."
Girl two: "Yeah, he's usually a cool guy, but the force of the musdouche is strong with him."
Girl two: "Yeah, he's usually a cool guy, but the force of the musdouche is strong with him."
by sudanhim December 14, 2011
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Get the Mardoche mug.A title for a person (primarily male) who exhibits not only general rudeness (hence the "douche" part of the name) but also either A. Uses the word swag too often or B. Exhibits a love of and focus on his own swag. The name is similar to "Swaggot" and "Douche-bag" but with the added annoyance of having an obsession with swag and swagger.
Man 1: Hey, I'm going to pop some pussy, but keep my snapback on! Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!
by sexybanana August 26, 2013
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