marute

short for "marine boot", a very junior marine usually in transition from boot camp to MCT/ITB or fresh out of MCT/ITB and newly arrived at their new command, that run around screaming oorah, semper fi, and kill, completely fresh and clueless as to what the Marine Corps really is and are lost on how real marines actually act in the world, they are fairly entertaining to watch because they look like lost puppies wondering around doing their marute things an aternative spelling is "maroot"

New River Marine1:lets goto the MCX

New River Marine2:are you crazy you know its Marute Monday, all of the marutes from Geiger will be here

by Lance coolie underground February 10, 2010

marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

Schrodinger's Marmite

Something that you love and hate at the same time, like Schrodinger's cat which existed in a state of being both alive and dead. The quantum superposition of the two emotions (love and hate) may collapse at some point in the future.

Schrodinger's Marmite can be used instead of the term Love Hate Relationship

Bill "I really like watching YouTube videos"
Ted "I have a love hate relationship with it, for me it's Schrodinger's Marmite"
Bill "oh you are just too clever for me"

by Mr. E. Mann. June 27, 2013

Marita

A female name found in Irland and consiquently the US. They are always adorable and far too hot for their own good!

Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!

guy 1 : what's her name?

guy 2 : oh.... Marita

guy 1: Should have known! She is so damn hot! Meow

by Just a brit February 15, 2010

Marita

Marita is a very smart girl she sometimes is a Lil Tum boy who likes to play her game from time to time.she also talks to a lot of boys but doesn’t like them she is a party animal she is nevea boring she always have something to do.

Ohhhh marita

by Brainjj April 13, 2019

markitecture

A computing or networking architecture suggested by the marketing department for sales purposes rather than for technical reasons. Cisco calls them "reference designs".

The oldest mention of "markitecture" I can find dates back from 1990 :

CA 90s was characterized as a "markitecture" by Jeff Schulman, vice president and analyst with the Gartner Group, Stamford, Conn. "It is a marketing architecture, a statement of direction. It does not specify when products will be delivered, or which products will map to the architecture. It does not help users in a specific sense, only in a general sense".

by liotier February 26, 2010

marital marijuana

Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.

"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."

by R. W. Reef November 7, 2012