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Martinization

A system used during times of economic strife or struggle where babies are drowned and/or burned in fields.
"My fellow Americans. As president of the United States of America, it is my sole duty to inform that we presently find ourselves in economic turmoil, thus we are executing Martinization. That is all."
by Mommie Dearest March 2, 2010
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Martina

Martina is an incredible human being.

She is an amazing friend and she will always help you when you need it. Although she is sometimes insecure, she surely is as strong as Diana, the Greek goddess we all admire.

She knows a lot of stuff and it's good at sharing her knowledge and opinions.

She is so beautiful and has an incredible soul. Her eyes are clear as her heart and her hair curly and soft, perfect for braiding.
+ Omg, I love her so much, she is incredible...
- Of course you do, she is a Martina!
by Diana 22 11 December 18, 2021
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Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008
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Biddeford Martini

A coffee brandy and milk drink. Consumed by women of high moral standing with sophisicated tastes. Beware may carry infections.
So I danced with this chick and bought her a drink, she ordered a biddeford martini, I knew I was in like flynn.
by Fingers December 15, 2004
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aqueous martini

An aqueous martini is simply water, served in a fancy wineglass, with an olive in it. It is a beverage favored by the wealthy elite, or people obsessed with the latest 'in' items.
Esme Squalor: "All this awesome villainy has me absolutely parched. I need a drink. Should I have an aqueous martini, or a parsley soda? "
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Martina

pure definition of power, love and faithfulness
I need a miracle right now....
Call Martina she will help
by truthloveloyality November 23, 2021
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Martina

She is the most beutiful,smart, funny person that you will ever met.Martina is always in a mood for a real drama although she gets trough almost anything with a smile if she is annoyed she can make you cry like a baby. She is like her name says goddess of war but also love. If you have Martina in your lose don’t lose her cuz once she’s gone she’s gone for good.P.S. buy her a present
She is such a goddess Martina
by eve smith November 21, 2021
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