Mormoning

To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.

Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.

or

Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again

or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop

"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."

by Jsmithstersaltlakemomo July 4, 2009

marooning

The stage after browning when a woman's blob juice infuses with the stale stagnant brown crust of the anus, resulting in a sloppy rich maroon coloured splendour between the snatch and crack (formally known as humber bridge).

Not the best day for Tilly to do a marathon, she had been marooning since her period last May.

Rodger: "Finally got Kitty back to mine last night... got more than I bargained for"
Malcom: "No way man! Can't believe she marooned!"

Mundy: "How was the Destiny's Child concert last night?"
Pete: "Was so good Munds, I got so close, I could almost taste Beyonce's maroon."

by T.Stainz April 30, 2013

Marrsing

VERB

the act of taking credit, stealing, swooping or hijacking a sale that someone else worked hard on and used the BEP to feed ones own family. This act is done out of pure greed and normally stolen money is only to go towards a 'Benz payment

"Looks like Jane is Marrsing somebodys sale right now.... savage."

"I worked so hard on that sale and then it got Marrs'd."

by GD observant reporter August 15, 2019

Maloning

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.

"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"

by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

marmonina

Even Cuter Female Version of a marmot

Respect to all the marmots and marmanina's in the house

by Jack Lambert January 26, 2004

Marvining

When a person tries too hard to be right. When someone is MARVINING they force life and trying to be right about something.

JOHN: See I knew bob was a good player he just ran the ball for 1 yard. See i knew bob was a good player he has a nice edge up. See i knew bob was a nice player he went to an ELITE HS.

NASIR: HEY JOHN PLEASE STOP MARVINING

by OHGASWHBIGSEASNVOICE October 20, 2013

Martining

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014