Maroon

Plan and simple, Its fucking purple.

Mitch: Hey Dave! My Nana loves your new purple car!

Dave: it's maroon you dick!

by Such a Dick May 6, 2014

Maroon

A maroon is a guy who usually is cute and kind and has a six pack snd is fast and has great hair he also has brown eyes that you can stare in forever, he also has sexy brown skin.

Hey,do yo see Jake,Ben,Ellis and Maroon they mad cute

by Mforce66 October 3, 2018

maroon

A) A term used to confuse people into thinking it's an insult.

B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.

A) Josh: God, Sami! You such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!

Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.

by Clock Watcher July 5, 2005

maroon

An electrically fired thunderflash, set off in a steel tank fitted with a wire mesh top, to simulate an explosion.

These are so loud that it is as well to inform the police in advance if one is to be set off (and at what time), so that they can be ready to deal with hundeds of reports of bombs going off.

The heavy metal band 'Maroon' takes its namesake from this word as well as many college newspapers around the country

by MistressofToast May 2, 2006

Maroon

Alex and luca

Alex =maroon
Luca= maroon

by Uncreative .exe December 9, 2019

Maroon

Not the color. Almost like moron. Someone who is a idiot

Brendan: Look at the guy driving on the wrong side of the road.
Nick: Ya what a maroon.

by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

maroon pill

A Maroon pill is someone who has a mix of both Blackpill and Redpill views. They often agree with some Blackpill views, however they usually can't fully agree with the bleak outcomes that the Blackpill believe in. The same can be applied to the Redpill. Maroon Pills often find the Redpill to be too optimistic.

Joe: I'm not sure the Redpill is for me anymore. I've tried everything and it ain't working out for me. However I don't agree fully with the Blackpill.

Dave: I guess you're a Maroon Pill then.

by The Dank Meme June 29, 2020