Amish marmalade

smegma (male or female, doesn't matter)

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.

by Z. Tenao December 6, 2011

marmalized

damage, , destroy ,something from what it first was to resemble nothing

when you have an object, or food and you mess with it to the point that it is unrecognizible as the thing it was before .
so say you have a sandwich and you prod,pick and poke at it so that it does not look like anything, that means you have marmalized the sandwich.

by minniememouse121 April 25, 2010

Marmalade Boy

An anime/manga where the parents of the two main characters, Miki and Yuu, swap partners and remarry, and they all live under one roof. Miki and Yuu begin hating hating each other, then grow to like each other and go out, then think they might be related, then end up not being. Oh, and everyone plays tennis.

Friend: Tell me spoilers!

Me: The first word of book five is "I"

Friend: Now I don't even have to read book five. I can just guess what happens in all of them.

by Sooner March 26, 2004

Manmalade

The cheese like substance that forms after three or more days of not showering around the helmet of the penis. This substance usually consists of semen and mucus, bound together with lint.

Damn, I went camping for five days and when I came home I had enough manmalade to spread it on a bagle. I'll bet the hockey boys would like it.

by Soran April 4, 2008

Marmalade

The gelatinous remains of a wet fart. It generally sticks to the inside of one's asshole.

After a particularly risky fart, Tyrone had to check his boxers for marmalade.

by datyoungkid October 11, 2016

duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

marmalade

1. A jellylike preserve in which small pieces of fruit and fruit rind, as of oranges or lemons, are suspended

2. A method for banging a slimmie in the ass.

What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock in a girls ass.

by Anfron December 9, 2008