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mariokart

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.
Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.
by Phanick January 31, 2016
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MarioKart617

A very large and fat polar bear (he is EXTREMELY WHITE) who plays MMC (My Man's Cum) a lot!
That kid in the back of the classroom who has no friends is a MarioKart617.
by fuckmedaddy6969yass May 30, 2022
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mariwanna

Ganja, jane, puff puff, you know !

We potheads WANNA get high all tha time :P
"mmmmmm ... let's grab that mariwanna and go for a mariwalk!"
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people who likes shemales
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mariokart617

a fucking retarded fat fuck who sits on his chair all the time and he is white and a cracker and he plays minecraft and he is fat and is a cracker
yo ur such a fucking mariokart617
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Marianka

This is the name of a country. But can also be used as a name for usually a women, but sometimes confused for a whore or mentally confused male. This species is born without a brain, as it tenderly grows over a time of about 50 years. You have failed at life if you, or your children have this name. Please remember to cut diagonally across your arm.
Please check you have all required vaccinations before or directly after coming in contact with this species.
Remember to wash hands after touching and thoroughly flush eyes to remove facial image for personal safety.

Alternate meaning: Douche or Clamidia
"Im flying to Marianka tonight..." ... "why? ya douche..?"

Why do you keep talking to me Marianka, i dont want AIDS...

I smell pussy..WAIT.... Oh damn thats Marianka :( FAIL
by TheTruthAndNoLie October 31, 2009
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