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Marilyn Monroe Syndrome 

A condition that delusional fat women suffer from, whereby they cite that Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, proving that beauty standards have changed, and therefore fat is beautiful. Unbeknownst to them is that the sizes of clothing in Monroe's time were measured differently and a size 16 in the 1950s was roughly equivalent to a size 8. In reality, Monroe weighed about 120 pounds.
Sea Cow--OMG stop body shaming me, fat is beautiful, don't you know Marilyn Monroe was a size 16?
Person--Bitch, you've got Marilyn Monroe Syndrome. fat shaming sea cow man the harpoons Marilyn Monroe land whale
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Marilyn Monroe 

A cancerous song written by Danielle Cohn that is annoyingly catchy.
Person 1:"Have you heard of the song Dani wrote, Marilyn Monroe."
Person 2: "Yeah that song is trash."

marilyn monroe 

If you go to Castroville Calif(and i can not imagine why you would) you will discover that Marilyn Monroe was the very first artichoke festival queen. She went on to eclipse the universe and to be an immortal icon.
About the only reason to go to Castroville it to experience what it would have been to be there when Marilyn Monroe was there..
marilyn monroe by DaynaS February 14, 2008

Marilyn Monroe 

Model, actress and singer, but also a role model for lots of young girls.

Perplexing, as she fucked more men than she'd met, and married men were her favourite.
Guy 1: During the filming of "Some Like It Hot", Marilyn Monroe was the first to turn up and the last to leave every day.

Guy 2: Becuase she was working so hard?

Guy 1: No, because she was fucking everybody.
Marilyn Monroe by 42432Jack March 8, 2010

marilyn monroe 

when your woman is on her rag and you thumb her pussy then wipe it across her lips
mary wasnt wearing lipstick last night.. so i gave a marilyn monroe

Marilyn Monroe 

Her husband left her as she was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe.
She was fat
“My husband said he would not go. With a wife that was twice the size of Marilyn Monroe”

Marilyn Monroe 

A beautiful and talented woman. She is one of the best known actresses to this day. Unfortunatley, she was drugged by the CIA.
Wow! She is so beautiful, like Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn Monroe by urbanchickyo February 1, 2017