Marijuana Philosopher

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marijuana mama

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

mirijuanacle

A miracle like situation causes by the effects of smoking marijuana.

Guy 1: how did you get over your phobia of spiders?

Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.

Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!

by SamiMoein November 26, 2013

Marijuana Party

Canadian political party who advocates the legalisation of marijuana.

The Marijuana Party is the only party that actually offers us something

by danw17 January 15, 2006

Marijuanaganjaman

A green Genie with dreadlocks that comes to you on a flying carpet when you are high as fuck. He gives you extra weed if you can successfully answer three riddles that he asks you.

Last night I saw the marijuanaganjaman, i got all three riddles correct and now I got enough weed to last the rest of this week.

by DatNiggaFromUpTheBlock April 19, 2012

Marijana

The most beautiful girl in the whole world. Very sporty and enjoys playing soccer. Marijana has the best personality and she is a great friend. Warm hearted

Have you heard Of that girl that attracts all the boys?
Yeah her name is Marijana

She’s amazingly beautiful!

by If you know you knowww April 21, 2019

Marijuana overdose

Something that does not exist, like a ghost. Or something.

- You can not overdose on marijuana, although particularly large doses can yield some unpleasant effects.

- Marijuana overdose? Please.

by CDClock November 21, 2007