Manspreading

An act of aggression toward's turtles in Austin,Texas by shoving vacuum cleaners up bathtub faucets,They are more oppressed than the gamers and even the Sunny Boys theyve been oppressed on the highways since 700bc

Danny the back turtle was walking up to the dollar general one day and he see the greatest act of oppression and aggression to him and his kind Filthy straight white males were walking around the store and stuck vacuums up not just faucets but putting them in the bags of cocaine too, he died of manspreading

by Osokegghj September 30, 2018

MANSPREADING

When a third wave feminist has been brainwashed by Cultural Marxism and so severely dumbed down by Academia, Hollywood and the Mainstream Media to believe that a Penis and testicles don't necessarily exist on a man, but are interchangeable due to gender-fluidity, so there should be zero reason to leave space for external organs when sitting down on public transportation.

I couldn't fckn' believe it. I was sitting across from this privileged white male on the train trying to post selfies to all my Instagram friends, and he's directly in front of me reading a book called Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell or something just manspreading in front of me the entire time. Then this elderly lady and some homeless vet who seems to be disabled or something actually asked me to move my Coach bags off the seats next to me so they could sit down!!!! Seriously, I hate this country!

by Red Pillar January 26, 2019

Manspreading

When men have to open up their legs while sitting because they don’t want to crush their balls they can’t help it ladies stop complaining

Female 1: tell him to move he’s manspreading
Female 2:don’t take up 2 seats that’s so disrespectful

Male: I’m sorry I don’t want to crush my massive balls

by Lilpeejishot April 26, 2020

manthrax

derrogatory slang for semen.

Wait a minute... this isn't anthrax, it's MANTHRAX :O*********

by Nobuyuki September 18, 2004

monothread

A person that is not capable of multitasking. i.e. men in general

Diana: Tomtom, why are you not answering me? I am talking to you!
Tomtom: humm. errr. hummm. gimme a sec. (after 5 seconds). sorry, I was replying a MSN chat. You know. I can't handle talk and type same time.
Diana: Tomtom Monothread! Monothreeeaad.

by tomtomt2 September 13, 2010

manspreading

The act of a guy spreading their legs to make room for their balls while sitting,

it is the most efficient way to piss off feminist who claims to be a strong woman yet whines about guys taking up 0.000001 nano meters of extra seat in the subway,

rants aside, it's weird how society accepts this made up word coined by a woman to describe how a man behaves, it's basically no different than "Alt-Rights" and "Incels" who coined words like 'Chad', and 'Redpill' women are so scared about

Alex: *is manspreading*
Nancy: stop taking up spaces you potential rapist!
Alex: four words, Shut, The, Fuck, Up

by z,,,, February 13, 2021

manspread

when you put cum on toast

"is that butter you're putting on your toast" - Tyler
"No, that's manspread, duh!" - Kristian

by krizzzle August 26, 2017