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Manthread 

Manthread: A verb popularized on Twitter in 1890 to mean a man who manspreads into conversations unsolicited on social media. This is different than mansplaining in that manthreading has to do with a man talking on any topic, not just women's issues.
"I have to Manthread bc my balls are so big. Also my opinions are super important."
Manthread by Dynosarous Rex January 20, 2016
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Mathhead 

A person who’s as obsessed with math as Methheads are with meth(Methamphetamine).
All she ever does is study analytics. What a mathhead!
Mathhead by RedheadedViking October 21, 2021
An exciting, trending dance move involving two men in which they hold their foreheads against each other and wildly thrash their arms and legs in a frenzy of pure hyperactive bromance.

Typically a manthrash is initiated through the subtle thrashing of one man until another man notices. It is common courtesy to immediately begin manthrashing with a man who is noticeably solo thrashing.
Wow, look at Tommy manthrash with Matt! They're so good at manthrashing together.
manthrash by Emtrix October 22, 2014

manspreading 

The act of men spreading legs - particularly on a subway train - to create space for genitalia, which has come under fire by certain feminist-leaners who insist the practice takes up too much room on crowded trains.
The dudes took up all the damned space with their manspreading.
manspreading by Terry Heaton December 21, 2014

manspreading 

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.
James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.
manspreading by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015
A player-character who is a male in real life, but plays a female cat character (mithra) in Final Fantasy XI.
person a: hey, what's up sexy kitty?

person b: um, i'm a manthra...

person a: ...

Manspreading 

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.
A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.
Manspreading by Deadmojo January 20, 2019
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