mangalized

to take ocified to a WHOLE other level

holy shit... dude i was so mangalized last night i woke up this morning with the worst hangover in history surrounded by 37 naked fat chicks a pineapple tattooed on my dick and was holding a bloody thumb

by moses 347 June 10, 2009

mantasia

a manly version of fantasia suitable for men to watch

"Tonight were going to white castle to play poker get drunk and watch Mantasia"

by boothquake December 25, 2007

mandalize

when a woman stares at, objectifies, or puts her hands on a man who did not ask for it; the effeminite version of womanizing

"Sara loves to mandalize the construction workers when she walks to work every morning."

by Suzy M September 19, 2007

mandalize

V. To manhandle AND vandalizing an object or individual.

"The jocks in the parking lot mandalized my car, so now its in the shop being repaired."

Jon mandalized our LA house after the fight.

The restroom was completely mandalized by the drunken dorm dwellers last night, they are still looking for the soap dispenser, and haven't cleaned the shaving cream outline of the penis on the mirror yet.

by Jwave November 1, 2005

Manalize

When an individual manages to paralize someone.

Man, Lannae sure did manalize that guy.

by KibblesMEHR June 7, 2010

Mantize

Can’t manage to think

There is so much food my stomach can’t mantize to eat

by Difydsj September 11, 2018

Mattisize

"To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."

Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁

I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?

by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018