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Mantasizing

The act of (typically a man) fantasizing about another man, whether sexual or otherwise. Often the result of a Bromance or Mancrush
"Wow bro, I was totally Mantasizing about you last night dude."
"uhh...nahh..."

"Go Mantasize about him. You guys are friends, and he'll probably like it."
Mantasizing by TheObsticle December 7, 2009
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facebook fantasizing 

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.
Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
facebook fantasizing by bigmissy April 16, 2010

mantasking 

Shitting showering shaving and brushing you teeth all at the same time. The ability to multitask only the most manly of actions or jobs.
Dam that dude can man task.

Ya look at him go driving to work shaving and brushing his teeth and getting a blow job no that's mantasking
mantasking by Thanian March 5, 2014

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD) 

1] someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2] makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3] can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!
I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

santasizing 

Sexual fantasies about Santa Claus
When I hear jingle bells, i start santasizing about Santa's North "Pole".
santasizing by Shady McJew September 15, 2016

Mananizing 

Viewing and/or dating a multitude of men in an objective and observant way. Also, viewing men as objects similar to Womanizing.
Going to a bar and Mananizing is "checking out" men. Also judging, based on appearance and/or social status and height.
Mananizing by a_m_w December 23, 2009

Mentalizing 

Some random ass thing Eli made up
Eli was mentalizing before practice
Mentalizing by [pah ake November 16, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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