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facebook fantasizing 

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.
Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
facebook fantasizing by bigmissy April 16, 2010

mantasking 

Shitting showering shaving and brushing you teeth all at the same time. The ability to multitask only the most manly of actions or jobs.
Dam that dude can man task.

Ya look at him go driving to work shaving and brushing his teeth and getting a blow job no that's mantasking
mantasking by Thanian March 5, 2014

Food fantasizing disorder (FFD) 

1] someone who fantasize's about food
that is inaccessible or at a inappropriate
Time.
2] makes frequent visits to www.tastespotting.com daily.
3] can't sleep do to food craving that lead to google image searches.

If one or all of the above occur : you should seek help or
Get the tastespotting app on the iPhone!
I laid in bed for hours looking at photos due to "Food Fantasizing Disorder (FFD)"

santasizing 

Sexual fantasies about Santa Claus
When I hear jingle bells, i start santasizing about Santa's North "Pole".
santasizing by Shady McJew September 15, 2016

Mananizing 

Viewing and/or dating a multitude of men in an objective and observant way. Also, viewing men as objects similar to Womanizing.
Going to a bar and Mananizing is "checking out" men. Also judging, based on appearance and/or social status and height.
Mananizing by a_m_w December 23, 2009

Mentalizing 

Some random ass thing Eli made up
Eli was mentalizing before practice
Mentalizing by [pah ake November 16, 2021
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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