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manstruation

This would be the male version of menstruation. This word can be used when a man is acting like a vagina, or a d-bag.
Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.
by cRoush May 9, 2008
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Manstruating

A man who is in the act of being grumpy moody.
Hey guys, sorry I am a little down today. I'm manstruating.
by Scordinosaur February 19, 2010
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manstruation

A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.
Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.
by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010
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Manstruating

When a male is in a mood considered grumpy or lonely.

Usually occurs once a month.
Manstruation is very bothersome to all of this particular male's friends.

a.k.a. Man Period
Dude, he is in such a funk.

Yeah, he's manstruating.
by DrCakeMan64 January 28, 2014
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manstruate

When a guy starts acting really crabby, and complaining much like a woman on her period.
Eric: "I am sick and tired of cleaning up your crap, Paul. Keep it on your side of the room!"
Paul: "Woah, sorry dude. No need to manstruate at me- I'll clean it up!"

James: "Dude, what's up with Jeff? He's been really crabby lately."
Harry: "Yea, I know. He's probably manstruating."
by this_is_my_pseudonym October 25, 2010
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manstruate

To be a weepy, cranky, mopey little bitch of a man just like your ex girlfriend acted once a month. Before she left you. For your Dad.
You are crying so much, is it your time of month to manstruate?
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
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manstruating

The male version of the menstrual cycle.
A man period.
The male version of PMS.
I'm cranky. I must be manstruating.
by Lancelot1 August 12, 2006
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