Manpon

a wad of toilet paper that keeps men from sharting

hey dude,i just farted so hard that a little bit of shit came out; but luckily i had a manpon in.

by darkdonkster11 October 9, 2010

man pong

A battle of sheer manliness similar to beer pong except that instead of tossing a ball into a cup, one must use said ball to knock over the cups of their opponent. Players must be unshaven and/or wearing flannel shirts at the time of competition. In addition, the loser must lap the spilled beer of the floor like the dog that they are. A game of brute force.

Dave: Hey Jake, why is your arm in a sling?
Jake: Man pong.

by Andre W. November 22, 2007

mandonga

noun. a slang term for a biological man's penis. a surgically acquired penis cannot be considered a mandonga; hence the "man" in "mandonga".

my mandonga is erect and ready for action.

by mickeyz January 28, 2006

Man Pong

A duel similar to beer pong/beiruit where instead of shooting the ball into the cup, the object of the game is to knock the opponent's cups over. This is so named due to the manly force necessary to knock the cups over. Usually played with Natty Ice in order to not waste good beer.

Dude no one cleaned up the man pong game so there is still Natty all over the floor.

by Rory O'Boyle November 22, 2007

Manpon

The insinuation that a man is acting like a pussy, derived from the stereotype that a woman having her period is a bitch.

Tony: But that mom joke you told hurt my feelings!
Katie: Tony, do you need a manpon?

David: Where'd Tony go?
Kevin: I'd assume to get a manpon. That n00b has been whining all fucking day

Tony: It bothered me. He told me give him a blumpkin, and said something about a wolf cookie.
Kevin: Are you serious? Go get a fucking manpon...

by Cebbin March 30, 2011

Manong

A person of Filipino descent. Hawai'i slang term.

There were two manongs at the bus stop.

by MeliaGirl November 14, 2006

MANPON

MALE VERSION OF TAMPON. ROLLED UP TOILET PARER USED BY A MAN TO STICK BETWEEN HIS ASS CHEEKS TO PREVENT CHAFFING FROM SWEAT ROLLING DOWN HIS BACK TO HIS ASS CRACK.

MY ASS IS SWEATING. I NEED TO USE A MANPON.

by SPENCER -J October 1, 2008