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Manninghaming

To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.

Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.
A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"

B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"

A: "Got all offended then lied about it"

B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"

A: "Oh shit, probably."

B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."
by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009
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Manningham

A fucked up area in bradford where you'll get jumped for 50p and a drug dealer on every street
Person:where u from
Me: manningham
Person:"fucking bolts"
by Bd8gang January 31, 2020
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Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event
1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.
by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018
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Fionn manning

Will give you a free happy ending with sloppy toppy
by Joshua the dad December 1, 2021
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Pac Manning

The act of driving your car directly down the center of the road going over the white stripes in the middle of the road, while making the classic pac man noise
Quit Pac Manning! There is a car coming!
by Joey Z June 2, 2007
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Ernest Manning

A badass, getto high school in calgary alberta canada

to be demolished in 2012 and relocated in to a snobby rich district
Paul: did you hear about that kid who broke into Ernest Manning high school with a gun?

frank:yea........ so?
by nibblerfish October 20, 2009
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manningsarmy

ManningsArmy was one of the great NFL message board posers. For years, people on Colts messageboards debated over whether he was a Colts fan who was simply a pessimist (and afraid of the Pats), or was actually a Pats fan. It was a closely guarded secret that he was in fact the legendary troll PatsR.
A quote by Manningsarmy: "I get loose stools just thinking about what will happen when my Colts have to face those pesky Patriots once again."
by ChowdaHead August 7, 2007
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