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pigeon manager

A manager who flies in, shits all over everything you do, and leaves just as fast as they came.
Employee: Hey how's my work?
Manager: This is all done wrong! What the fuck have you been doing for the past 3 days? Do you pay any fucking attention at all to what you're doing? I'm going to need you to stay late and fix this pile of crap you call "work".
Employee: Damn Pigeon Manager...
by Jon C. September 17, 2006
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Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.
"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."
by Zotmaster January 16, 2009
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I want to speak to the manager

Karen says this every time somebody gets an order 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an order wrong
Karen: I want to speak to the manager
Employer: oh shit
Manager: oh shit
CEO: oh shit
President of the USA: oh shit
UN: oh shit
Lizard guys: oh shit
Every sentient being in the universe: oh shit
by &qwertyuiop& October 27, 2019
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your manager

Fears The Middle aged White woman with blonde hair. yes you heard me, KAREN. The biggest hunter of McDonalds, and StarBucks Managers. She complains and whines about the dumbest shit possible. No wonder your manager fears those things so much.
Innocent Retail worker: Hello Maam welcome to McDonalds, may i take your order?
Karen: *Makes her order*
Innocent Retail worker: Ok That will be $14.67
Karen: EXCUSE ME?! HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY?! YOU WILL NEVER DISRESPECT ME IN SUCH A MANNER EVER AGAIN!! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
by Minecraft Muffin October 6, 2020
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kfc manager

An afro american man who runs a kfc branch
Hey you are a kfc manager aren't you?
by KeepoKelp November 23, 2017
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speak to the manager

the battle cry of all karens, just to annoy people who actually do stuff other than sitting at home posting shitty memes, while the husband gets all the money and karens rapes peoples eardrums.
person 1: Hi karen its a-
karen: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME BITCH
person 1: all i said was its a ni-
karen: I WILL SUE YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND BITCH GO LIVE THE WORMS
person 1:well imma hea-
karen: LET ME speak to the manager
person 1: im unemployed
karen: ...
by guy who defined a word or two September 15, 2020
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Mange Newts

pronounced (mahnj nootz) for all you cakes

Simple Translation: Eat Nuts

Mange - (Butchered Slang Italian for Eat)
Newts - (Testicles)

Usage:

1. Fellatio

2. Displaying that you are fed up with someone (male or female).
1. Fellatio

"She was manging newts and my ex girlfriend called"

"Ya bro she manged"

"She can def mange newts!"

2. Being fed up

"That guys a yogurt bro, he can fuckin mange newts"

"You don't wanna go to Fairbanks (strip-club)? Mange newts buddy"

or Simply "Mange"
by Reaper of the Corn March 23, 2011
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