Manpoon

It is when a man has the squirts or loose stools and needs to use some roll toilet paper like a tampoon to catch or absorb shit. It avoids a man to have shit streaks on his underwear.

Man I need to go to the bathroom to get a manpoon or my girlfriend will think that I shit myself.

by JBCE July 20, 2008

mandonga

noun. a slang term for a biological man's penis. a surgically acquired penis cannot be considered a mandonga; hence the "man" in "mandonga".

my mandonga is erect and ready for action.

by mickeyz January 28, 2006

Mandoor

Mandoor (Man - door)

An unusual priest that enjoys touching bums with Ralask. aka a "Cock Bag."

Po was mandooring with akar after the party.

by Anonymous20071234 January 3, 2009

Mandoncphobia

The fear of trading

James had a trade on the table that was fair for both parties, but James has Mandoncphobia and won't go through with the deal

by Stackabuttons May 9, 2019

mandoodle

Mandoodle is the sword in the stone and the key to labia’s lair.

Josh’s mandoodle goes in the hamburger…ahhhh perfection!!!

She requested he pass her the mandoodle - and I poked her with it.

by Labby Ah June 23, 2022

crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋

I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.

by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021

Manboon

A man with a red glowing ass

John fell while snowbording and his ass looked like a manboon.

by Swewolf90 December 30, 2011