Maciej

He's probably some Russian/Czech/Polish dude who's always drinking or performing oral on someone, so don't expect him to reply to your DM's anytime soon.

All in all he's a hardcore motherfucker with a name you'll never be able to pronounce and never be able to get in touch with, but lets face it you still wanna be friends with him because he's pretty cool

Have you heard from Maciej recently?

Nah, he's probably drunk and balls deep in some chick

by dirtyDandy April 8, 2019

manchester screwdriver

A hammer, when used as an alternative method of inserting screws, often as a last resort. Named after the city of Manchester, UK.

"It's cross-threaded... hand me a Manchester screwdriver, will you?"

by i'mbatman July 14, 2006

Maciej

a sexy polish lad with a heart of cold, he’ll sweet talk his way into your life and kill every crush you’ve ever had. he’s usually above average height and for some odd reason believes that he’s a pro gamer? he usually likes a girl that he classes as “way out of his league” however in reality she’s quite average at first glance. if you meet a maciej, then you’re lucky because they’re quite rare unless you’re in Poland.

“wow have you spoken to maciej recently?”
“nah man , he’s too busy with that girl to even come online anymore!”

by fucking_mint December 23, 2019

manceive

(v) to perceive a man; to become aware or conscious of the presence of a man; to come to realize or understand the existence of a man.

1. *two lady-friends walking into a restaurant*
A:I'm really glad we have this time to bond, lady-style.
B:BUT WAIT! I've just manceived...12 o'clock!

2. Her mouth fell open in amazement as she manceived the wild majestic beauty in his natural habitat.

by disgruntledmustachio January 10, 2011

mancestors

ancestors who are male

"I can trace back six generations of aunts, but their husbands, my mancestors are missing...."

by will6691 November 19, 2011

Manchester by the sea

A place where every family buys there child a Jeep as soon as they turn 16.. the moms all go to book club together to drink and to gossip about their children and who’s dating who. If you don’t spin the beach in your free time then you really aren’t from manch. Summers revolve around the singing beach and people spending time on yatchs.

Manchester by the sea is where you should live if being preppy is your thing.

by Manchhhhh1234 March 21, 2019

manclean

Attempting in vain to remove dirt. You just put the breadcrumbs under the carpet, leaving it all as dirty as before.

Example 1

Karl: Dude, I'm sorry, cannot go out tonite, my mom wants me to clean up my room.

Bob: So what? Just manclean it.

Karl: Nice idea bro! I'll be out in five minutes!

Example 2

Single men have no idea of what real cleaning is. They just manclean.

by Big Ruler August 5, 2012