Chocolate Mancake

When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.

Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"

by Orangemohawk October 19, 2010

Mancake

A pancake of gigantic proportions. It can only be consumed by a TRUE man.

"Here, want a pancake?"
"Do I look like I have a vagina? Make me a mancake!"

by Slander89 March 2, 2010

mancake

1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".

2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.

"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"

If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.

by Teenage Lobotomy October 31, 2007

Mancake Mix

Male ejaculate.

*walking into a cheap hotel room to investigate a prostitutes murder* “It smells like shame and pancake mix in here captain…” “The shame parts right, but that smell is more like mancake mix if you catch my drift.” *panik*

by Mydickissmallerthanyours March 7, 2022

snapple juice mancake

a heap of plates, apple juice boxes, pancakes, ham, syrup and garbage

the snapple juice mancake was bitchin

by oppop June 29, 2009

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

mancakes

The ass of your best drinking bud pressed against yer morning wood. His butt is covered in boy butter from last nights foamance. The only thing missing is syrup.

ie. Little Dwizzle added his sweet syrup to Josh's mancakes and then decided it was time to flip his own mancakes when Josh finally woke up.

by Sterling Arch March 24, 2011