Mallcore Goth: (n.) One who tends to hang out at the mall in almost all of their free time and can usually be found hanging out inside/outside of stores like Hot Topic and Spenser's Gifts. They tend to wear heavy black eyeshadow, black lipstick, and black nail polish, as well as funny little designs around the eyes and lips that are created with the eyeshadow. They tend to wear clothes with excessive amounts of chains and cuffs, loops, rings, and bondage straps, and lots of fishnet clothing, and thigh-high boots. Music tends to be the sorts of such bands: Korn, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, and other bands of the sort.
The kids you see around the mall, school, general public who look depressed, when in actuallity they're not. They're just pussies looking for attention who like to whine and moan in their free time about how shitty their lives are, when in actuallity, they live a life with higher status than the average middleclass family. Their parents actually love them, and they're right, but they need to put on a fake show because they're attention whores.
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noun
1) Someone who wears the "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're the same" t-shirt, which itself is mass produced by the same company that owns Abercrombie and Fitch for their "alternative" store, Hot Topic.
2) Someone who exaggerates their life in a private neighborhood so it becomes worse than those children in Africa who are starving to death and dying of AIDs at the same time.
Adj.
Used to describe anything that would imply the behaviors above.
1) Someone who wears the "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're the same" t-shirt, which itself is mass produced by the same company that owns Abercrombie and Fitch for their "alternative" store, Hot Topic.
2) Someone who exaggerates their life in a private neighborhood so it becomes worse than those children in Africa who are starving to death and dying of AIDs at the same time.
Adj.
Used to describe anything that would imply the behaviors above.
Noun:
1) Heh heh, that mallcore goth wears the same eyeliner Ashlee Simpson uses.
2) Ha, look at this, I found the mallcore goth's journal. . .here it is "Pain, suffering, cutting the flesh. . ."
Adj:
Slipknot is mallcore goth and safe for small children.
1) Heh heh, that mallcore goth wears the same eyeliner Ashlee Simpson uses.
2) Ha, look at this, I found the mallcore goth's journal. . .here it is "Pain, suffering, cutting the flesh. . ."
Adj:
Slipknot is mallcore goth and safe for small children.
by junk food for the brain July 15, 2008
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by abcdefg December 12, 2003
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You mallcore kids should shut up about stupid Slipknot and pick up a Blood Red Throne album for some real death metal.
by RID July 9, 2005
Get the mallcore mug.95% of the consumers who decorate themselves with Hot Topic brand Pre-packaged punk and related materials. Known for not bathing and dressing for excessively low temperatures at all times of the year. Favored fashion includes anything related to "The Nightmare Before Christmas", the bands "HIM, Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, and Mushroomhead". Also, pants that were manufactured for a much larger individual, and fitted with metal restraints such as chains or straps. Apparently the message is individuality and non-conformity, though to be mallcore you must conform to nonconformity and be an individual like all the other mallcore "individuals". Sweatshirts and beanies appear to be mandatory, as well as random use of safety pins. Mallcore is not to be confused with actual goth, because goth folks appear to have jobs, and pay more money for higher end pre-packaged fasion. Apparently there is a distinction. Most mallcore kids end up mall janitors, those people that wear signs for costume shops next to the freeway, or if they follow thier dreams, one day manage a hot topic.
Mallcore kid 1: "ICP is awesome"
Mallcore kid 2: "HIM defines me"
Mallcore kid 3: "I can't like ICP or HIM anymore because you like them now. All i have is this Duran Duran CD i bought"
Mallcore kid 2: "HIM defines me"
Mallcore kid 3: "I can't like ICP or HIM anymore because you like them now. All i have is this Duran Duran CD i bought"
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